- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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