class is canceled. My professor died.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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... Chan chan

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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