- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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