Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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