penis?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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