cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Pickles

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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