I had friends on the Death Star.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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