- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Adam Chebali is awesome

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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