I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Your mother just died.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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