A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What page are you on The gay page.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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