What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What page are you on The gay page.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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