roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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lets bomb africa

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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