Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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