"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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