Robin get in the batmobile!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

It's all Taggart

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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