Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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