- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

13 =B you just learned something

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

i'm hard

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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