What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Roses are flowers.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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