- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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