- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I have cancer. And you're next.

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