HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats brown and sticky a stick

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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