- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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