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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the new green? Green

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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