- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

sky silverstein

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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