- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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