What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Women

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A midget walked under a bar.

This is not a joke.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the man die? He was old.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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