Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A pope meets another one

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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