Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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