What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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