- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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