why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Anti Joke

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