- Anti Joke

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

quantum physics?

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

i dont fisish anythi

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.