Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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