- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Daniel is a fag

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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