- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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