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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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