Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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