- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A black man walks out of a police station

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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