Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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whats white and sticky glue

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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