I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Whats 1+1? window!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

You are joking right?

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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