Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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