Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Lololol

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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