- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

rent a cops

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A man died.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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