- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

every knight i see an owl at window

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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