black people swimming

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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