Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Skinny people fart less.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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lets bomb africa

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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