what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Knock Knock Come in

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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