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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"