Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Anti Jokes = Drained

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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