- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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