- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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