- Anti Joke

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal