A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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