A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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