Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Your mother just died.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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