- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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