- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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