- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Once upon a time a was born

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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