- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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