what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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I read the terms of service.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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