- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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