- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

360 NO SCOPE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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