why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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