- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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