- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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