What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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