- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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