what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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