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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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