How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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