- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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