- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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