- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Oh, go away

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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