- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did the blue berry cross the road

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