Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Haha, I get it..

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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