- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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