- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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