Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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