Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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