I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

12 in general

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

I have a really funny joke.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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