When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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