Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

bangers and mash?

drugs.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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