- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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