- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

i wonder who made this website? a human

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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