- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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