- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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