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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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