Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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