Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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