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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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