- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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