- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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