- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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