- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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