- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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