- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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