A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What's the difference between a duck?

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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