- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Actually it was me Josh brown

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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