- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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