Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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