Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Your mother is so fat.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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