A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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