- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

bite me

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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