- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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