- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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