- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Potassium? K.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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