- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

kennah campion when she talks

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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