- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

knock knock... ...no answer

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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