I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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