How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Peas

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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