- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Eric is gay Ha

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Men's rights

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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