- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Justin Bieber.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

This is not funny.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Yellow People !!

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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