Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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