- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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