Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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No it doesnt..

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Women's Rights

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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