Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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the game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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