what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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