Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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