- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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