Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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