- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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