- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Gus's mom

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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