Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Golf.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

I'm so punny.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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